Monday, October 12, 2009

Who are the Love Police?

Hailing from across the globe, this ragtag group of young men is ready to beat all odds as they prepare for “Season 2: The Addition”. With the new addition of Senior Marcus Brandford, the squad roles in three deep with men ranging from a Japanese governor to a Swedish lacrosse recruit. Returning from last year’s success is 6’4”, 210 pound Sten Jernudd, our “Bad Cop”. He is just living life and trying to get by without dying from drama. He enjoys his coveted Ridgeline, high socks, and his lazy, nonchalant attitude. Another prized returner is Governor Johnny Krueger rolling in from the deep forests of Woodinville. This “Good Cop” spends most of his time being emotional and the rest talking to Marcus. He loves boxer briefs, cardigans, and trying to fix mistakes he has made. The newest member of our group is Marcus Brandford who is now being referred to as our “Street Cop”. He wastes hours on end trying to find the newest hip-hop and when he is done, he uses the rest of his life to beat Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on n64. He enjoys his Rav-4, a refreshing Green Tea, and playing soccer with his imaginary best friend, Sierra K. Get ready for a season that will test the limits of our friendship, Lakeside, and the world itself. We are the Love Police.

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